Thursday, August 11, 2011

So... Apparently People Want To See Me Naked.

This is a screenshot I took this morning of my stats page:
This was a post I did yesterday! 1,655 views! Already.

Oy. vey!

This is the second post to get so many hits so fast and it seems this is as a result of using StumbleUpon on my posts. I started using here after I used it a few times on Sprocket Ink. In case you guys were wondering how to boost your views, this seems to work.

Anyway, as I mentioned Sprocket Ink, it's Thursday so I've got a post there today. And, no, I will not be naked there. But I've got something way better to discuss. Orgasms and the mile-high club. Would you like to know more. Of course you do! Just make sure take your seat and fasten your seat belt. And also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position and then click here.

Thank you and enjoy your flight.

[UPDATE] I forgot to like yesterday's post. That's  been fixed.

[ANOTHER UPDATE] As of 1:20PM this post, where I only mention people wanting to see me naked, has over 2,600 views.

[YET ANOTHER UPDATE] *head bangs on desk*


  1. I think I need to add more words like naked, boobs, orgasms and testicles to my blog.

  2. Greetings from Finland. This, through a blog is a great get to know other countries and their people, nature and culture. Come take a look Teuvo images and blog to tell all your friends that your country flag will stand up to my collection of flag higher. Sincerely, Teuvo Vehkalahti Finland.

  3. any time nudity is mentioned, piles of hits are sure to follow. and how did i manage to miss your naked post? now i most go look. and i'm prepared to be unimpressed. lol!

  4. less writing more naked - totally deserves a shirt but that would be a bit ironic

  5. Dude, thank you for informing us about the search words to avoid.

    BTW, liked your guest blog about why we blog.

  6. I just started using StumpleUpon on my blog now that it's over on WordPress. We'll see how it goes. And that picture of you in the bath-bucket??? That is the cutest goddamn thing, ever.

    Cheers, SF

  7. @ Nubian: If I did, I think my blog would exceed viewer capacity & explode.

    @ Tuevo: Um... K.

    @ Sherilin: Good idea. Keep your expectations low. That prevents disappointment.

    @ ThePeachy1: Et tu, Peachy?

    @ AC: Glad to be of service. And, thanks, of course.

    @ Sugar Free: Thanks. I'm still not sure why I made that face, though.

  8. I disapper for a bit and I miss out on you being naked and learning about Stumble Upon. Darn!

  9. Wow. My stats feel like they just got out of the pool, the non-heated pool.

  10. Wow, and my most interesting stat was:
    Do bears walk in a circle before they poop.


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