Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Random Tuesday Thoughts 2011: Spammers & Idiots & Bieber... Oh My!!!

Well, it's a new year, it's a new day, it's a new life, for me. And I'm feeling...

Of course, shout out to Keely, the Un Mom for making Random Tuesday Thoughts possible. She totally own RTT and  for a better quality of random you should go to her.

- If I say, "I was stabbed in the hand on Sunday." that sounds both frightening and cool at the same time, right? But, if I then say, "it was just the tip of the knife. It barely broke the skin." and then add, "I did it to myself while making a sandwich." not so much, huh?

- The spammers have found me. I've received two in two days. I suppose it was inevitable. What concerns me though is that I've only been contacted by marketers for ED treatment drugs. It's making me a little nervous. I'm not in the market for these products and I have to wonder who they have been getting their info from. I mean, my wife is the only one to make a qualified comment on the matter and - not to brag - I'm sure she isn't complaining.

Is she?

- On the front page of a local paper, I saw a photo of a guy being made to lie on the street by the police. The story went that he was caught taking a late night joyride on the highway connecting north and south Trinidad...

On a snowmobile...

I've mentioned a few times that I live in the tropics, right? How does this become an option? "I think I'll take the snowmobile to make that beer run." More importantly, I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that he got this into the country in the first place and how he had to justify this to customs. Didn't they think the idiot might actually be tempted to use it?

- Three words that will strike terror into the hearts of (sane) adults - especially parents - everywhere:




In freakin' 3D. Yup, you heard me.

- Also, this little guy's passing through:

Courtesy of Midwestern Mama Holly of Are you serious. He's a free spirit who doesn't like to be tied down so, if you're reading this he wants you to take him home. And he's not demanding either because he only has one request. Let people know who sent him over. In the words of Mama H: "The only thing I ask is that when you take the seal, link him back to my blog, then pass him on... asking those who take him from your blog to link him back to you. And so ... and so on .... and so on.". So spread the love already.


  1. I have extra Toy Story 3 band-aids if you need them for your wound.

    Happy RTT!

  2. You're right,the Justin Bieber movie is truly frightening. Thankfully my daughters find him as ridiculous as I do.

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  4. Sorry about your scary knife wound. Us bloggers really live life on the edge.

    As for the d-bag on the snowmobile, I'm thinking he is probably related to the asshat that tricked out his La-Z-Boy recliner and took it down to the pub for a night out on the town. He was later arrested when he crashed his recliner into a parked car.

    And, yes, The Biebster is a twat head. You can tell him that I said so.

    Congrats on your award and have a great week!


  5. Justin BEAVER is a tiny dick-head. He's also the devil. But on a happier note, YO VINNY! You won a prize at http://glitterfrog.blogspot.com!

  6. Damn. I thought that would make a link. Anyway, you won a freakin' prize.

  7. House of all boys here......and all I got for you are some Barbie Bandaids.

    Love the snowmobile idea!!! Hate the Justin Bieber movie idea. Do you still have that butter knife???

  8. @ Nicole: Funny thing is that it's healed up already. That plus my height & excessive body hair & I suspect I might be Wolverine.

    @ Tim: And I predict it's going to suck... In 3D.

    @ The Empress: In a just world recliner boy's fuel tank would've explode on impact.

    @ Vicki: Aw yeah! Thanks. It's definitely happier news. I agree that if that kid ain't the devil he has to, at least, be one of the horsemen of the apocalypse... Pestilence seems fitting.

    @ The Crazy Coxes: I had the knife sanitized to avoid the creation of Bizarro-Vinny clones. I don't think the world is ready.

    PS: I'll not pry into the Barbie Bandaid issue.

    Your welcome.

  9. I am pleased to discover that you even with the debillitating knife wound, you were able to drag your wounded and disfigured hand over the keyboard and still complete this post.

    This, Vinny, is why you have reached the realm of spammers. It's kind of like a video game and you've just jumped up a level.


  10. Being a Canadian I wish I could explain the snowmobile dude's behavior but I just can't unless...he seriously overbid on Ebay?

  11. don't be paranoid. the ED spammers found me, too. maybe because once i might have said "suck my dick." alright i said it a lot, but still doesn't make me in the market for ED medicine. i sent them all to JB, i mean he's a young man. he shouldn't be suffering.

  12. He's making a movie? I was having a pretty good night until this...

  13. @ Nari: Let's not even about having to clean up the blood trail from the kitchen (should read: tiny red spot on my palm).

    @ dbs: Um... I kinda forgot mention this... but the article also kinda mentioned he was a Canadian citizen.

    @ pattypunker: Right, thanks. I knew there was nothing to worry about... Nothing at all. Heh.

    @ paulsifer: Sorry 'bout that. I should've put a "Do Not Read Before Bedtime" warning on this post.

  14. No worries, I just sucked my thumb and rocked a little and everything turned out okay.

  15. Maybe the movie will involve stunts, and there will be an accident.

    Dare to dream.

    Being a Canadian, I wish I could explain how we let Justin Bieber loose on the world... Just when we were finally basically done with Bryan Adams...

  16. @ Kev D: No worries on the Bieber thing. I'm from the country that released Nicki Minaj on the world, after all.


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