You know those movies where the building or ship has a disembodied voice giving out PSA's and warnings to people inside. You know, like:
"Warning! Base will self destruct in T-minus 10 seconds. Please proceed to the nearest evacuation point."
Yeah, like that.
Well I think I'd be good at writing the scripts for these voices. Just take a look at some past examples here, here and here.
I know, right?! I could totally do that. And if you're still not convinced just take a look at my most recent attempt from today's Sprocket Ink post. See what I mean for yourself. I could totally kick that job's ass!
So, if you're building a secret base, secret lab or battle/space ship, give me a call. If there's one thing you don't need is your less intelligent minions standing around during an attack and wondering what that annoying alarm sound is all about. Dumb as they are, you can't afford to waste money on minion retraining in this economic climate. Trust me.