Thursday, June 16, 2011

Someone? Anyone? Please Explain.

Got a new article for y'all over at Sprocket Ink. No, really! It's there. Go see for yourselves.

In searching for stories for my weekly slots over at Sprocket I sometimes run into more stories than I can use in a single week. Today I also came across this:

AAGH! My eyes!!!

They're called "Junderpants". From the clever (Not so much) naming you can guess that they're underpants designed to look like jeans shorts. They've already been out a few months from what I understand so you may have already have heard of (And unfortunately, seen) them. But they're news to me.

Holy freakin' crap! Why, people? This is a sure sign that society is crumbling.

Ladies, you're not left out from this magical experience too. Behold:

Now that's classy right there.
I'm going to go wash my eyes out with some acid or something now.

Want more weird? Of course you do! head on over to my post at Sprocket Ink (With less traumatizing photos). Promise!

[UPDATE: The link has been repaired. Thanks AC]


  1. OMG, I had not yet seen the man version. I've never found the sight of a large bulge less appealing, and I'm just brash enough to say that I usually find that quite appealing.
    Oh, that was a bad idea, Panty People. For some reason, I find this way more offensive than even the cock sock. Please never post such pictures again.

  2. Oh. Vinny. Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

    Shouldn't have ignored your warning disclaimer.

  3. So wrong on so many levels...however, if some punk bends over in his baggy jeans in these, you would just wonder, "Why is he wearing jeans under his jeans?" which is better than staring at his whitie tighties and crack! (my husband is not allowed a pair though!)

  4. @ M. Hicks: I'll be sure not to do it again.

    @ AC: Sorry.

    @ Padded Cell Princess: That may actually be the viable use for these things.

  5. I thought Junderpants were just for Hillbillys.

  6. Well shucks! Why didn't you post this BEFORE I bought my husband a Father's Day present?! Oh well, there's always next year I guess.

  7. I wonder how many doctors have laughed their asses off after treating someone with that idiot underwear.

  8. @ Sprite: They are. They just want you to think they're not to make a quick buck. The bastards!

    @ Alli: He must love you very much. You should be warned that that won't last should you actually buy him those.

    @ dbs: Yeah. Parents will have to update their warning to their kids: "Be sure to wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident & FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, don't let it be junderwear."


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