Welcome to AVCI.
Due to severe brain atrophy brought on by the boredom of being at home all day, every day this week, management regrets to inform you that there will be no post here today. We apologize for this inconvenience and hope you are not too adversely affected as a result.
We have, however, provided supplementary support at Sprocket Ink to assist you in attaining your necessary reading requirements.
Thank you for choosing AVCI.
(Creating WTF moments since 2010)
Goodbye.
I even like your non-posts. Does that make me weird? {rhetorical question alert!}
ReplyDeleteI would like to note that my captcha verification is "holedme." I swear to God, I think that's going to be the name of my first porno movie!
This post needs a loud beeping sound while I look at multi-colored vertical bars on my screen and a man that says this message comes from some disaster readiness organization before I can start reading. I dunno if you can make that happen. :)
ReplyDelete@ Opto-Mom: Your first porno? You mean that wasn't you in... never mind.
ReplyDelete@ paulsifer: Sounds easy enough. I've been getting a lot more practice with my drawing these days.
I like your 'creating WTF moments since 2010'.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is allowed to take a commercial break now and again. And during your down time I hope you remember that another chapter is just right around the corner for you!
ReplyDeleteYou are a relentless poster, so a day off (which, if you post to say you're not going to post and still induce a smile, is it not a post?) is totally understandable.
ReplyDelete@ Nubian: I've thought long & hard about a proper slogan & I think this fits best.
ReplyDelete@ Empress: Fear not. I'm starting to fill my time while I try to get back in gear. Some of it's even blog worthy.
@ Pickleope: So even when I'm not posting, I'm posting? My powers scare me sometimes.
This is a post that claims not to be a post, very avantgarde.
ReplyDeleteMy spell check is a redneck, it gave me roofgarden and advantage as spelling options.
@ AC: I feel sorry for spell check sometimes. I honestly feel as though it's trying it's best...
ReplyDeleteEven if it is a redneck.