Droppin' Some Knowledge On Ya.

Midterms are almost over and I'm still kicking. You hear that, midterms! I'm still here, dammit! Even though I was supposed to stay away and focus on the books, I'm sure you may still may have noticed my comments here and there. What can I say? I just can't stay away. Not from you guys. Anyway, I'm not really back yet but I thought I'd bring you guys something shiny & new while you wait.

Now, word is that Jerrod and Jules - of Studio 30 Plus fame -  have launched out on a new venture. Something called Sprocket Ink:

Now, for those of you who haven't heard about this yet, I'm going to fill you in. Now let me ask you a question:

Have you ever thought, "Golly-gee! That news sure was informative, but I had to prop my eyelids with matchsticks (Or use fish hooks à la "I Spit On Your Grave") just to keep my eyes open through the whole story"? Well, Sprocket Ink is here to take care of that. Bringing you more News, Politics, Entertainment, Celebrity Gossip, Lifestyle and Humor than you can shake a stick at (No really. Don't shake the stick. You'll only make it mad), Sprocket Ink's gonna add some snarky flavor to the mix.

Finally! You can throw those matchsticks and fish hooks away (Or use 'em for lighting fires to cook the fish you caught, I guess).

They've assembled quite a team of writers too. Just check out the Sprocket Ink Crew. As you scroll through, you'll observe- HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP!!! It's really is a talented group. Wow!!!

WAITAMINUTE! What the..?

Yes, you done seen it right. I'm writing there too. Jerrod has graciously approached me with an offer I couldn't refuse (Sans severed horse head) and the rest is history.

As I've said, this is an awesome group. I'm really psyched and extremely honored (Not to mention, totally intimidated) to be working with them on this. You can expect the same Vinny C style (*snicker*) and snarkyness that I've always shoveled onto you delivered.

The site launched on Monday but Jerrod has kindly allowed me to start next week so I could face off with my midterm foes. Sadly, this delay has lead to dibs having already been called on both the Charlie Sheen Correspondent and Lindsay Lohan Watch assignments (Sigh!). At this rate, I'm hoping I can at least end up with Snooki Patrol.

Don't wait till I get there, though. You guys go on ahead. The party's already started. I'll be along. When you do and you like what you find (Let's not kid ourselves. You will), then you'll inevitably desire to stalk us. No worries! We're totally down with that. To make this easier we've conveniently established a presence both on Facebook and Twitter.

That's it for me. Back to the books. Now head on over and get informed.

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Um... Like now. Really.

Save me some cake.