Spiderman promotion is out of hand. Wait, I can do better. Those parquer guys can't do anything normal. Or The Jetsons were wrong, cars don't fly in the future.
And that's when Jim decided to send his daughter to a driving school. or Steve immediately regretted becoming employee of the month. or Why no officer, I haven't had a thing-Hic-to dink, why do you ask? or Ahhhh, good going, Davey, now we have to ask Old Man Witherspoon for our car back!
On the other end, holding the mini by the bumper, is an angry Hummer.
ReplyDeleteThe Hummer snarls at the gas-sipping mini, and says "Long live the king" as it flings the poor compact into the abyss...
Off in the distance, Simba yells "My car! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
City finds new ways to address the parking spot shortage.
ReplyDeleteSpiderman promotion is out of hand.
ReplyDeleteWait, I can do better.
Those parquer guys can't do anything normal.
Or
The Jetsons were wrong, cars don't fly in the future.
What the... how does that even happen...
ReplyDeleteAnd that's when Jim decided to send his daughter to a driving school.
ReplyDeleteor
Steve immediately regretted becoming employee of the month.
or
Why no officer, I haven't had a thing-Hic-to dink, why do you ask?
or
Ahhhh, good going, Davey, now we have to ask Old Man Witherspoon for our car back!
Mrs. VinnyCsIt: "Vinny!!!???"
ReplyDeleteVinny: "What?"
Mrs. VinnyCsIt: "When are you going to pull over and ask for directions!!!???"
Vinny: "We're not lost!"
@ Idahomie: I hear those Hummers can be quite territorial.
ReplyDelete@ AC: But then some idiot still fills up two whole window panes to park their Prius.
@ Pickleope: YES!(Times 7)
@ Sub-Radar-Mike: I don't know. But someone's either getting a huge raise or fired.
@ Q: I-! Actually, it could go just like that.
Wow. Light fixtures have come a long way.
ReplyDelete@ dbs: Only now it takes a mechanic to change the bulb.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
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