ok i didn't know what it was called so i researched "fast boxing thing" and what i was trying to describe was a boxer training on a speed bag. a speed bag is an air-filled ball used to develop the skills of boxing and hand-to-hand combat. too use a speed bag, you need a rebound platform board, a swivel, a ball hook and the actual bag.
so all of this has nothing to do with lucy. so let me just say i wanna motorboat her bodacious tatas instead.
@ ThePeachy1: At least your guest was invited... And real.
@ Oilfield Trash: You call it creative, Mrs. C calls it having waaaaay too much time on my hands.
@ SD: Shh! Don't give her any ideas or she'll never leave.
@ pattypunker: Lacy says to tell you that you scare her.
@ Nubian: From what I've heard, there's already an offer on the table.
@ Meri: When I find out what she used to knock me out she won't be doing any borrowing anytime soon. Probably some of those “aspirin” Robert's been giving her.
@ Nari: Theft! Definitely theft.
@ Krissy: Robert's got the cash. He'll probably buy her a TV spot. The dude's loaded.
@ Moooooog35: Alas, lusting over Lacy has broken up many a happy man/hand relationship...
And stimulated just as many.
@ AC: Sorry about that. She can get a little testy when people talk about her figure. The poor girl is so insecure sometimes.
Great post Vinny! I concur with Simple Dude about her making an amusing advice columnist. Either way, hopefully she will hijack your blog from time to time. Happy Weekend!
Vin, I had a guest poster today who did neat pics too. Lacys boobs look huge, it might be the yellow? or maybe she just has huge boobs?
ReplyDeleteGreat post. Loved it. I was wish I was this creative.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff... I think Lacy would make a great advice columnist.
ReplyDelete@ThePeachy: Her boobs are big in relation to her stick figure. Which is sort of Barbie like.
SD
The Simple Dude
ok i didn't know what it was called so i researched "fast boxing thing" and what i was trying to describe was a boxer training on a speed bag. a speed bag is an air-filled ball used to develop the skills of boxing and hand-to-hand combat. too use a speed bag, you need a rebound platform board, a swivel, a ball hook and the actual bag.
ReplyDeleteso all of this has nothing to do with lucy. so let me just say i wanna motorboat her bodacious tatas instead.
I see Hugh Hefner in Lacey's future.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your blog was "borrowed," this is great!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the best blog borrowing/theft I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteI'm with SD. I see an advice blog in her future.
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The boobs. The wet hair look. The librarian glasses.
ReplyDeleteIf I wasn't already promised to the face drawn on my hand, I'd be all over that shit.
Yes ma'am. My sincerest apologies for mistaking your boobs for a heart.
ReplyDeleteThe sound you were looking for is "tos", rhymes with "boss".
That dress is very slimming.
No, I didn't call you...You are very slender...ummm...svelte?...
'twasverynicetomeetyoulookatthetimebye.
@ ThePeachy1: At least your guest was invited... And real.
ReplyDelete@ Oilfield Trash: You call it creative, Mrs. C calls it having waaaaay too much time on my hands.
@ SD: Shh! Don't give her any ideas or she'll never leave.
@ pattypunker: Lacy says to tell you that you scare her.
@ Nubian: From what I've heard, there's already an offer on the table.
@ Meri: When I find out what she used to knock me out she won't be doing any borrowing anytime soon. Probably some of those “aspirin” Robert's been giving her.
@ Nari: Theft! Definitely theft.
@ Krissy: Robert's got the cash. He'll probably buy her a TV spot. The dude's loaded.
@ Moooooog35: Alas, lusting over Lacy has broken up many a happy man/hand relationship...
And stimulated just as many.
@ AC: Sorry about that. She can get a little testy when people talk about her figure. The poor girl is so insecure sometimes.
This was hilarious. But, Lacy needs to start using a volumizing shampoo. Just sayin'.
ReplyDelete*jealous face*
ReplyDeleteGreat post Vinny! I concur with Simple Dude about her making an amusing advice columnist. Either way, hopefully she will hijack your blog from time to time.
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend!
freakin hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's pretty much all I have to say.
@ Sugar Free: She thought about it but she’s afraid that having fuller hair will make her head look bigger.
ReplyDelete@ dbs: I know. She only responded to people who spoke specifically about her. She can be so self-absorbed at times.
@ The Empress: I think I’ve created a monster here.
@ paulsifer: ‘Nuff said.
That bit with the link cracked me right the heck up!
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