Sunday, October 31, 2010

Getting To Know Me A Little Better (Be Afraid, Very Afraid).

I never mentioned this before but, aside from being an office drone, husband and working on being a father, I'm also a student. That's right! I'm sloooowly grinding my way to the degree on evenings after work. (This is why you don't procrastinate, kids). Now that I've given a further glimpse into my life I'll continue.

For many of the subjects where I study we have group projects and yesterday I was on my way to one of these study groups. We currently have a project due and we hadn't done a thing yet and the deadline was in three days we were so dedicated we decided to meet despite the possibility of really bad weather due to a tropical storm in the area. Yeah right! It actually turned out to be the HOTTEST.day.ever! I mean, people were actually looking up at the sky going, "When's that damned storm gonna get here, already?" (I joke but seriously, even though Tomas decided to go in another direction, he seriously tore some of our neighbors a new one and I refuse to be an insensitive prick.)

So, if I'm not going to quip about how the nation went into panic mode for three days (which includes the pre-storm ritual of crowding local bars hoping to guzzle as much alcohol as possible before the storm blows it all away) then what am I writing about? Well, since you asked - or didn't, whatever - while I was on my way to meet up with fellow procrastinators... I saw a girl in a white dress... and a bright blue cape. A cape...

Now, we don't really celebrate halloween here - not until a few years ago and it's something the whole country hasn't accepted (YET! Give it about five more years). I decided that her just being on her way to some halloween party made the most sense (party-goers are just as dedicated it seems). Because the whole thing isn't so much of an event in T&T it took me a few minutes to finally come to this conclusion and for few minutes my mind ran one-or-two other possible scenarios - more specifically, the first runner up, which was that this was, yet again, some new fashion fad. It's the runner-up that concerns me. While this idea was rattling around in my head for however long it was there, I was actually thinking, "SWEET!"

I've never liked fashion fads. I don't believe "real men wear pink" and I especially detest the current men's skinny capri oxymoron fad (I sincerely hope they all become sterile from crushing their nads in those things.) Maybe it's because it would satisfy some wannabe superhero complex but, somehow, I couldn't help thinking that if capes became the new thing that I'd be totally behind that one... How messed up is that?

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  2. Well one thing about capes: they would never crush your nads.

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  3. @ dbs: Exactly! Stylish AND practical. It's win-win.

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  4. Men in skinny capris? You're not from earth are you? And no I will not take you to my leader.

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  5. @ Miss Nikki: Oh, it's real. And it's everywhere. Sad part is they've been convinced that it's "gangsta". I'll post a pic the next time I get the chance to take one.

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  6. OH PLEASE!!! Take a pic. Share with Sugar Bear! I want to see. I need to see. And these men in skinny capris, they are straight right?

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  7. @ Miss Nicki: Now when you ask like that how can I refuse. I'll make it my mission to get a good one & have it up before the week's out.

    P.S. Yes, most of 'em are straight but they throw a lot of gay'dars off.

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  8. A cape can make anything work. Even nad-crushing capris. You try it first, and then the rest of us will get on board. Heh.

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  9. @ Didactic Pirate: Aye-aye, Cap'n! Imma go get right on that... after a few beers. When the movement begins, remember you heard it here first.

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  10. your cape can get stuck in places such as doors,especially car doors which can now leave you running behind the car..lol...or dragging on the ground.

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  11. Hmmm... an interesting complication. I'll have to work some sort of easy detachment system into the design. Very observant, citizen! You have my thanks.

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