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YOU GOT THE JOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!! So happy for you, congratulations! Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!
YAY YAY YAY!!! So thrilled for you!! All the best. Party time... happy dance... opening up the wine!
I knew you'd get it! Congrats! I think you'll love being a reporter; I certainly did. Yay times a gajillion!
Congratulations! They couldn't have made a better choice. Plus, you look so cool and myserious in your press hat. I'm sure that helped them with their decision.
Congratulations. They couldn't have picked a better person to make their Starbucks runs. You will thoroughly investigate which drink and breakfast they want before you go. But seriously, congratulations. (I don't care what the neighbors tell you when you interview them, I didn't do it.)
CONGRATULATIONS! That's awesome.
So cool. Congrats.
WOOHOO!!! GO VINNNY...GO VINNNY...!
@ ALL: Thanks to everyone for the positive vibes. Now comes the hard part. Actually, doing the job.
Go ahead, say it! You know you want to: