AVCI Presents...

Has this ever happened to you?

We've all been there. That time when you read a blog post that offended you in some way but didn't know how to respond. Or maybe there's a blogger that just irritates you and you'd just love to repeatedly stalk and antagonize them on a regular basis, but can't think of the right words?

Well, then you need Gabo'troll!!! ©

That's right! Gabo'troll!!!

Gabo'troll!!! is brought to you by AVCI - the makers of the wildely popular Malpunctuation System (patent pending... eventually). This time we've developed the ultimate blog trolling system that will have you leaving angry and even hateful comments in no time. Best of all they'll be barely readable. Just like the pros!* You'll learn vital trolling techniques like:

- Incorrect Spelling - See why it's stupid not to call that blog "stoopid".

- Totally Missing The Point - Tell that blogger who wrote that so called "humorous" post about the time she was stranded for three hours in the freezing snow with a flat how totally stereotypical, sexist and degrading her being so clueless about cars was to women everywhere.

- Celebrity Defence - You're not just any Belieber, you're also the president and founding member of your town's chapter of Beliebers and you'll be damned if some blogger's potshots about Justin go unanswered. Not on your watch!

All this and so much more can be yours! Just listen to some of our satisfied customers:

Yes! You too can experience the same level of satisfaction when you use Gabo'troll!!! So act now! Gabo'troll!!! can be yours for only three easy payments of $9.99 You heard right! Just three easy payments of $9.99! That's three times less than the cost of similar products on the market. So hurry up and call! Operators are standing by.

But Gabo'troll!!! isn't just a new, fun way to enjoy blogs. If you want to finally quit that boring day-job where you're chained to a desk for eight hours a day, use Gabo'troll!!! to start your own email spammer business.

Not only that but Gabo'troll!!! also makes a great gift. You heard right! Already have your own Gabo'troll!!!? Then why not give the gift of Gabo'troll!!! at that next birthday?

But wait! That's not all! For a limited time we'll throw in the Degrammarizerator at no extra cost. That's right! Add some extra punch to you comments by including common grammatical errors that will just drive those grammar-nazi bloggers up a wall. You'll get the improper use of words like "their, there and they're" or "your and you're". Then just sit back and watch them squirm.

Plus, if you call in the next 3.8 seconds you'll get AVCI's patented Malpunctuation System ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

So you'll get the Gabo'troll!!!, the Degrammarizerator and the Malpunctuation System - a $30 value - for only three easy payments of $9.99. You'll never see value like this again. Call now! Our operators are anxiously waiting for your call.

Order now!

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- C.O.Ds only. Cheques, checks and credit cards are not accepted.

- Offer available in Canada for a limited time only due to the impending elimination of pennies from the national currency, which are required to make up the 99¢ part of the cost.
- *WARNING: AVCI does not guarantee effectiveness of products listed if user starts reading books, learning or developing a sense of humor.