Based on the way I usually feel at the end of the week, I'm seriously considering having this made and posted on the inside of my front door so I can see it every time I'm about to turn that knob:
Don't get me wrong. Believe it or not, I'm okay with (most) of the people at work. This is prompted by those perilous minutes I actually have to be out in the streets, trying to get from point A to point B.
I only go out in a giant hamster ball with polarized glass and possum-propelling slingshots. It makes it tough to use public transportation, but it is worth it.
ReplyDeleteTotally worth it. You can't buy protection like that. Seriously, was it custom made or something?
DeleteGoogle "Bad Boy Bubby" and if you're into freaky weird-ass movies, then hunt it down and watch it. It's about a guy who was raised by a single mom to believe that the planet was infected with some weird gas and is told to never leave their shabby apartment. One day he goes out, and his life changes. It's a really really very weird and disturbing movie only proving that Australians are a profoundly disturbed breed. But you'll connect to it. I think (evil laugh) now go outside and interact with us humans!
ReplyDeleteYou know me so well. Profoundly disturbed & weird are things that happen to be totally up my alley. I will find it & I will watch it... online. What? Did you think I would go outside to find that movie?
DeleteGoing outside is overrated. I prefer to go inside. Not only can I sit down and read, the neighbors don't call the cops.
ReplyDeleteSee? Another point for staying indoors. Less chance of getting arrested.
DeleteThis "outside" sounds really scary. I doubt I would like it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a nightmare. Trust me.
DeleteI need one of these. Up here in the Northwest US the outdoors seem to be everywhere.
ReplyDeleteIt's happening with you too??? There's got to be someone we can write to about this. How can the world's leaders let so much outside go on so wild & unchecked?
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