Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Multiple Sightings.

We have received numerous reports of multiple sightings of the blogger known as Vinny C.

Eyewitnesses have claimed that he has been simultaneously sighted on his blog as well as on Sprocket Ink and Studio 30 Plus.

While some call it an invasion, AVCI contacted various experts of the interwebz to provide a possible explanation to this phenomenon.

"We think he may have mutated due to over exposure to a highly concentrated combination of caffeine, internet and free time," one scientist said.

Authorities are urging the public to not panic, stating that following the the various links to where he was sighted seems to keep the spread at bay.

"Now-now! There's no need to get all worked up here people. Our advisers guarantee that Vinny's intentions are friendly and he means us no harm." a senior political figure stated as he (and several prostitutes) were being quickly escorted into his bunker.

AVCI will be monitoring the phenomenon and will update you on any further developments.

16 comments:

  1. "Means no harm."
    That's what they said about the Loch Ness monster.
    And then LOOK what happened there.

    I'll have to go see if I can experience these sightings for myself.

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    1. Nessie maintains that they started it. I back her up.

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  2. That pesky Vinny, getting into all corners of the internet these days haha.

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    1. Maybe there's some kind of repellent or something.

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  3. I think we need a cartoon visual of that mutation....

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  4. Actually, I do see Vinny everywhere. That's a good thing!

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    1. If this does turn out to be an invasion, I know somebody who just earned themselves some immunity from the hostilities.

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  5. I became thoroughly mesmerized by the amazing & frequently sighted Vinny C’s “Japanese anime style poo” and his “International symbol for marriage”! :D

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    1. Wish I could claim ownership of that clever marriage symbol. Found in during my adventures on the web. However, the poo is mine... *shakes head*

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  6. Does your clone come in peace too?

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    1. Maybe... He isn't very talkative. Actually he just sits in the corner and stares at me menacingly.

      I'm getting a little creeped out.

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  7. Just popping up all over the place. That's a good sign.

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  8. Re: studio 30 post...I think you could do couples counseling.

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  9. I think you multiplied by binary fission..

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  10. i wish i had half the free time as you ... so i could chase you all around the blogosphere. you go big daddy!

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