Friday, October 17, 2014

If We Were Friends.






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  1. Ha! Now, does total damage caused include the damage inflicted upon myself or just property damage? And does the score go up or down the more damage I do? I need to know these things if I'm going to know to tuck my arms in or flail them wildly. Can I alter the score, if, as I make my "ugh" sound laying on the ground, I emit an audible fart? Are there other judges? If so, you know you have to watch that Russian judge.

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    1. Property damage scores higher that damage to yourself. The more the better. Special points can be added for finishing with humorous sound effects. As for the Russian, I have to admit I never really trusted that guy.

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  2. I try not to trip and fall in front of witnesses, but when it happens I usually end up rolling around on the floor and having a good laugh about it. Getting a high score probably takes the sting out of public klutziness.

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    1. Which is why I consider it an act of friendship to award points.

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  3. LOL.
    And know that if we were friends and as long as I didn't sustain any injury I'd be the one laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to get up on my own.

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    1. I'd prefer you didn't get injured as well. For some reason, people get mad if you make light of someone getting his/her arm broken.

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  4. Really good friends are liberal with 9s and 10s.

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    1. I'm more of an okay-ish type of friend, I guess.

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    1. Why, thank you. I loved doing it.

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  6. I assume I get extra points if my skirt gets tangled up over my head, right?

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    1. Absolutely! Embarrassing wardrobe mishaps during the landing earn the most points. If you can add a desktop printer flying through the air after you knock over a table, on the way down, that's a full 10 points right there.

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