Me: Hey, babe. How was church?
No answer. She was so intently focused on her channel surfing, you see.
Me: Really? (I sensed something was up). So what was the message from the service about?
Her: Ummm... Awesomeness.
I look at her for a few seconds. She, on the other hand, makes no attempt to make eye contact. Instead she continued her channel surfing.
Me: You didn't go, did you?
Her: Nope. Now shut up. I want to watch this.
Just a little something to warm you up. Now go read my real post over at Sprocket Ink.