tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post3685804711905707624..comments2024-03-14T00:49:40.263-04:00Comments on As Vinny C's It: The Following is a PSA From AVCI:Vinny Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11807312191102871918noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-65362578236000561982011-03-23T18:00:54.611-04:002011-03-23T18:00:54.611-04:00Hahaha. I have encountered a similar issue. I wr...Hahaha. I have encountered a similar issue. I wrote a silly post about lent, which I jokingly titled a guide to lent...well, apparently people were actually looking for a guide to Lent and some proper food rules.<br /><br />I, of course, did not intend to provide any type of useful information and my post had somehow become the number one recommended link for an on-line magazine site.<br /><br />I suspect that at some point, I will be posting from a jail cell but I must say that it was worth it just to note the big stats the following day...at least until I realized my error.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810246558284580306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-52675027582569122092011-03-21T16:26:18.947-04:002011-03-21T16:26:18.947-04:00@ Georgina Dollface: Aw shucks. *blushes*
@ Kev D...@ Georgina Dollface: Aw shucks. *blushes*<br /><br />@ Kev D.: The Death Grip is miraculous, isn't it? So many uses.<br /><br />@ pattypunker: No. She knows a guy though.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-46150814664535924242011-03-21T16:03:14.014-04:002011-03-21T16:03:14.014-04:00can diane prescribe percocet?can diane prescribe percocet?pattypunkerhttp://www.pattypunker.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-75508563357617397342011-03-21T14:55:25.831-04:002011-03-21T14:55:25.831-04:00Death Grip of the Rabid Monkey cured all of my ach...Death Grip of the Rabid Monkey cured all of my aches and pains, so, anyone that came across in search of help should be THANKING you.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-81361509165465277492011-03-21T10:37:59.884-04:002011-03-21T10:37:59.884-04:00I googled "Random aches of kindness" and...I googled "Random aches of kindness" and I ended up here. Hmmmm? - GAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-72086436400088383492011-03-21T09:20:39.808-04:002011-03-21T09:20:39.808-04:00@ Nubian: We've been experiencing some difficu...@ Nubian: We've been experiencing some difficulties with the printers but, as soon as they're done, we'll forward them to you.<br /><br />Shipping may take 6 - 8 weeks.<br /><br />@ The Empress: I never would have guessed about the Bristol thing.<br /><br />P.S.: I've actually been playing with the advice idea. Ever since Lacy heard about it she's been campaigning for the job.<br /><br />@ AC: You have reached to AVCI automated message service. Diane is currently unavailable as she is trying to locate & repay Lacy for her recent assistance.<br /><br />Lacy is also unavailable as she is presently hiding under a desk.<br /><br />Thank you.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-69603981334759032322011-03-21T07:18:32.209-04:002011-03-21T07:18:32.209-04:00Autoreply: Mr. Enlightenment has experienced mirac...Autoreply: Mr. Enlightenment has experienced miraculous healing and has transcended into a parallel universe. Namadontste.Antares Cryptoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12197876328401157462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-36150032234601548962011-03-21T04:37:54.907-04:002011-03-21T04:37:54.907-04:00You don't even want to know what some freaky p...You don't even want to know what some freaky people are searching for when they land on my blog... Unfortunately my post that has received the highest number of hits is on Bristol Palin. Sometimes I want to disable it just so I don't have to see her in my stats. Oh, have I mentioned that I'm not a fan of Bristol? ; )<br /><br />Perhaps you should do a funny faux medical advice column from time to time ...Starting with stick figures that suddenly wake up with huge boobies...<br /><br />PS: I'm in a blogging tournament over at Thank Q for Common Sense. I'd love it if you'd stop by and vote for me. Thanks!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-86470897128900305022011-03-21T02:41:26.050-04:002011-03-21T02:41:26.050-04:00Do I get a coffee mug and pen as well?Do I get a coffee mug and pen as well?Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-25352586605474616952011-03-20T17:40:09.254-04:002011-03-20T17:40:09.254-04:00@ AC: Re: Why does my third eye hurt?
Dear Mr. En...@ AC: Re: Why does my third eye hurt?<br /><br />Dear Mr. Enlightenment<br /><br />While this is not normally the service we at AVCI provide, I have considered your inquiry & believe that I may be able to provide a solution. What exactly is your pain tolerance? No matter.<br /><br />Thank you for the detailed directions to your address & your decision to include a map, while not necessary, is greatly appreciated.<br /><br />See you very soon.<br /><br />Diane.<br />Corporate Secretary<br />AVCI<br /><br />...[10 minutes later]...<br /><br />Re: Re: Why does my third eye hurt?<br /><br />Dear Mr. Enlightenment<br /><br />Diane has already left & is on her way to you at this time.<br /><br />Let me take this opportunity to say.<br /><br />RUN!!!<br /><br />I'm not sure what her plan is but she was smiling & took along her rusty nail file.<br /><br />This has proven to never be a good combination & I suggest, at this time, you proceed to the nearest airport.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Lacy<br />Public Relations Assistant.<br />AVCI<br /><br />@ Oilfield: In the search to find horny women, no stone will be left unturned & no blog post unread.<br /><br />@ Nubian: The good news is, as a longstanding member of AVCI, you have already been preregistered for all products & services. Additionally, you also receive a 15% discount on products & services of AVCI.<br /><br />@ dbs: Excellent observation! We at AVCI believe in using our resources to their fullest potential. As a longstanding member of AVCI, please refer to the aforementioned benefits package. Have a nice day!Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-15916253121864023662011-03-20T14:32:50.151-04:002011-03-20T14:32:50.151-04:00Good choice choosing Diane as corporate secretary....Good choice choosing Diane as corporate secretary. And by that I mean, whoa, because NO ONE will mess with her.DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-27574149814801644932011-03-20T14:06:25.021-04:002011-03-20T14:06:25.021-04:00So how does one do this AVCI thing?So how does one do this AVCI thing?Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-10027823574898038392011-03-20T13:59:03.460-04:002011-03-20T13:59:03.460-04:00The funny thing about those stats is what people a...The funny thing about those stats is what people actually search for.<br /><br />I wrote a satirical post about how women school teachers are hornier now. And tons of people land on my post actually looking to find said horny women.Oilfield Trashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00527580828815598952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6456755389981750866.post-64183124974869649822011-03-20T13:19:22.752-04:002011-03-20T13:19:22.752-04:00Subject: Why does my third eye hurt?
Dear Diane,
...Subject: Why does my third eye hurt?<br /><br />Dear Diane,<br /><br />thank you for your referral to your Random Aches and Pains department. Your immediate response will surely provide all of the self-diagnostic tools I need.<br /><br />Yours Truly,<br /><br />Impaired EnlightenmentAntares Cryptoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12197876328401157462noreply@blogger.com