Monday, June 29, 2015

Conversations With Mrs C - In This Age.

The other day I had to meet my wife in a fast food restaurant. I got there and saw her sitting in the middle of the room, distracting herself on her phone. This is how I let her know I had arrived:
NOTE: All the pink everywhere is because I had to take the screenshot of her phone. Mine had... an accident.
Don't worry. She's gotten used to me over the years.

8 comments:

  1. That's so romantic - in a sort of stalkerish way!

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    1. Stalking is just an expression of interest, when you think about it. All romantic relationships start out with some level of stalking. Only... some are a bit more intense & persistent in expressing their interest than others.

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  2. We are lucky men to have women who make us laugh.

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    1. Indeed. In fact, she's always reminding me just how lucky I am to have her.

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  3. Hold on, what was the "accident" your phone had? Can we guess? Was it that you dropped it in the toilet? You set it on a low table, your puppy got it, dragged it to a corner, and vomited on it? You were so enraged by her response that you threw your phone across the room and when it wasn't smashed enough, you jumped up and down on it until it was nothing but tiny bits of glass and remnants of dick pics?

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    1. First, I keep boob pics (Mrs C's... mostly). Second, it wasn't anything so dramatic. It did fall, but it landed in a puddle, not the toilet. Although, if it was the toilet at least the screen probably wouldn't have gotten that crack. And all that only happened because I was trying to shake off the rain water that was getting into side volume buttons.

      Moral of the story: If it's raining, just let it go to voicemail.

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