Mon-day: A Parody

This weekend I was went on office lime (Trini talk for get-together) and as I sat there looking around at all the people I share my work-week with I just felt inspired. The way I see it, with all our differences there’s one thing that connects us – and all working stiffs doing a nine-to-five:

Wake up Monday morning feelin' really shitty.

Wanna stick my head outside my window and yell, "F--- THIS CITY!!!"

Instead, stagger outta bed and hit the can.

That's when I realize that I overslept again.

So I take a shower & throw on my clothes (clothes)

Clean the crud from my eyes and nose (nose)

Gonna miss the bus, I just know.

I’m still hung over from last night’s binge

I’ll never drink tequila again

Never drink tequila again (Probably drink tequila again)

CHORUS:

Don’t start! Back up off me

I’m not in the mood today

Till I get some coffee

Just stay outta my way

Mon-day is here

And I’m already late. I gotta go o o-o (go o o-o)

(Repeat)

Now as I step into the office they all stop & stare

That’s when I realize that I forgot to comb my hair

So I run up to the washroom to run my fingers through

Dry it off with a paper towel. That’ll have to do

Then I hurry back to my desk (desk)

Supervisor’s givin’ me stress (stress)

Co-worker’s bein’ a pest

Gotta get to the meeting fast

Worried that Ke$ha gonna sue my ass

Ke$ha, please sue my ass.

(CHORUS X2)

I watch the clock

Put my head down

It’s only a quarter to three

Four more days again

‘Til the weekend

Man I can’t wait ‘til Friday

Watch the clock again

I'm considering

Throwin' my desk phone out a window

Four more days again

‘Til the weekend

Man I can’t wait ‘til Friday

Then this weekend I’m gonna party again

(CHORUS X2)

the end...

I’m currently in negotiations with Mrs. C to provide vocals. The current offer on the table is 95% of my monthly paycheck. Wish me luck.